collage dateing sim meme

Ada More: oh... hi... this might sound strange but would you take me to the grocery store? I forgot where it was... »
        Wait how can you forget where the thing is it's literally down the street!!!!!
        Um... ok... I guess...
      »what do I get if I do?

Ada More: Well... I guess I could let you pet Mr. Spoopie 
        What the he'll is a Spoopie
        you mean that stupid looking thing on your head?
     »*looks down at her breasts* which one is Mr. Spoopie 

Ada More: *chuckles and slaps your back hard* Oh you're a riot! No he's a hamster. He might bite you though so I guess that's not a good idea... How about I help you out if you ever need it. Ok!? Horoscope on let's go! *starts running off in the wrong direction.*  

(Have been wanting to do is for a long time so here it is the wonderful meme made by any info you need is right in this  I got the background from the same place as well) 
Ada More is currently studying to become a vet, she has an incredible love of animals of any kind but is rather clumbsy and either hurts herself or gets herself lost because of her poor sense of direction. She prefers when people speek their mind and finds it refreshing.